Wonky Ship 1.4.4

Resisting the pull of a plasma-fueled black hole is futile, but now you have options beyond the most undesirable ship imaginable.

[Surgeon General’s Warning]

This game is not recommended for the faint of heart. Playing may result in intense physical and emotional reactions, including sweating, rage, obsession with mobile devices, distorted facial expressions, intense joy, and general craziness.

So what is this game all about? You take on the role of a daring intergalactic pilot desperately trying to outmaneuver the insatiable force of a plasma-fueled black hole. You will engage in intricate moves, evasions, exclamations, outbursts, and maneuvers that you've never seen in a video game before. And then, you will die. Repeatedly.

Like all the time.

We hope you enjoy the experience of disintegration!

Please note: Kiz Studios will not compensate for any damaged phones or tablets caused by fits of rage during gameplay.

We have already destroyed all of ours.

Here's what our fans are saying:

• "This is the final frontier. The most intense experience I've had standing up." — Capt. K
• "Wonky Ship really blew my mind—and I've blown up fully armed and operational battle stations." — Luke S.
• "Roarghejhwharrrrrr." — Chew B.
• "And I thought dance-offs were the hardest challenge in space." — Star-Prince. Or was it Space Lord?
• "I told our programmers, 'Make a difficult game.' But not like this. Not like this." — S. Johnson, Kiz Studios

From the creative minds behind Halos and Might & Mayhem, prepare to encounter one of the most intense, addictive, and challenging arcade games ever devised. Invite your friends to play using Facebook Connect and engage in our Multiplayer Madness mode. Joust, ram, and outsmart your fellow pilots to see who will be consumed by the black hole first.

In space, no one can hear you throw your phone against a wall.

Highlights:

• FREE to download!
• INSANE CHALLENGE – Outmaneuver a ruthless, plasma-fueled black hole for as long as possible. Sounds easy, right?!
• HIGH VELOCITY FUN – Jump in and play instantly. A game with no learning curve or consideration for your safety.
• BEST YOUR FRIENDS – Earn points to score big and dominate the global leaderboard. Just stay alive!
• DEMOLISH YOUR FOES – Invite up to two additional friends in Multiplayer Mode. Who can you guide into the black hole first? Welcome to the ultimate friendship test at the speed of light.

PLEASE NOTE: Wonky Ship is a completely free-to-download arcade "survival" game. Do you have technical questions or suggestions? Whether you love it or hate it, our team would LOVE to hear from you! Feel free to contact us at [email protected].

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Important Message for Parents

This game may include:

• Live links to social networking websites intended for users over 13 years old.
• Live links to the internet that can lead players away from the game to browse any webpage.
• Advertisements for products from Kiz Studios as well as select partners.
• For optional in-game purchases, it is advised to consult with the bill payer beforehand.